Privacy Policy

Updated: Jan 2018

Product Orders

A variety of personal information is collected for each product order. This includes: your name, address, email and phone number. This information is shared with our print fulfillment vendors to ensure delivery of your order. Email is used to communicate with you about your order and to manage our relationship. When you place an order, you may be added to the Smashup newsletter; you can unsubscribe at any time using the unsubscribe link or shoot an email to

Payment Information

Payment information is collected for each order, but your payment information is not stored on Myrtle Productions servers. Your payment information is securely communicated to and processed via third party e-commerce software providers, which include Photoshelter, Stripe and PayPal. They do not have any right to use your personal information beyond what is necessary to assist Myrtle Productions. Your information will not be sold to any third party.

Blog Interaction

Only the personal information you voluntarily provide is collected. This may include – your email address in order to subscribe to the Smashup newsletter; your name, email and/or social media profile in order to comment on the blog via third party vendor Disqus; your name, email and message when you fill out the contact form via third party vendor Form Bucket.

Public Posts

If you disclose your personal information in public areas, it is accessible and may be collected and used by third parties, without your knowledge.


Information relating to your use of the site such as searches you undertake, pages you view, your browser type, IP address, referring URL, requested URL, and timestamp information, may be recorded. This information is used to administer the site and provide highest levels of service to you by performing analysis of user behavior.


Cookies are packets of information that are stored by your web browser on your computer’s hard drive during your visits to the site. Web browsers usually accept cookies automatically. Cookies may be sent to your computer in order to uniquely identify your browser and improve the quality of service provided. Both session cookies and persistent cookies may be used. You have the ability to accept or decline cookies using your web browser settings. If you choose to disable cookies, some areas of the site may not function properly or at all.

How Your Information Is Used

The information you provide is used to process transactions, send monthly newsletters, periodic emails, respond to your inquiries, and improve the service provided. Your information is shared with trusted third parties who assist Myrtle Productions in operating the website and conduct business. Third parties have their own privacy policy.

How To Update Your Information

If you opt-in to the mailing list, you will always have the option to update your information or unsubscribe in every email. You may also update your personal information and privacy preferences by sending your request to


Privacy Policy may change at any time. All changes become effective immediately. Notice of change is provided to you by posting effective date at the top of this page. Your continued use of the site after such modifications constitutes that you have read and agree to be bound by the amended Privacy Policy.


If you have any questions about the Privacy Policy, please contact

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